*raleigh becket voice* mako mori?? nah what a perfect human being what a— [trips] [hundreds of photos of mako mori spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign genius i these are totally mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of mako mori scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im collecting them for a scrapbook don’t bend them or anything okay just listen
if someone takes an unusually long amount of time in the bathroom:
- don’t comment on it
- seriously don’t say anything
- just pretend nothing happened
they might have IBS or gastro-intestinal issues or severe anxiety that makes it hard to use public restrooms so don’t fucking draw attention to it
Have a boner in class? Punch it.
Punch your dick.
Fucking punch it.
dying my hair unassisted was the worst decision i made all week and i got drunk on monday night