cigarette smoking man: the fact is agent mulder, scully, *takes a drag of a cigarette, exhales while speaking* this investigation into the aliens’ weed habit is sanctioned by the highest levels of the executive branch. *ashes cigarette* you will have no choice but to cooperate.
- kit: okay but what if the first time while working together in-person at the ppdc that newt begins to realize that this stuffy, uptight no-fun guy is still his penpal buddy with a sharp and witty sense of humor is when hermann casually tells newt that newt should switch to geology
- zeb: and newt is confused
- kit: and hermann tells him it's so that newt would have an actual chance of being a rock star
- zeb: oh my god
- zeb: hermann u shit